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Darling, You Give Love a Bad Name January 17, 2010

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Today, we get something special: the last half or so of a conversation between two really good friends on a subject of high complications.  Normally, I wouldn’t post conversations like these, since they are kind of personal (four parties are involved in this one); but I really like this one, and it’s not like anyone reads this blog anyway; so, why not?  And, by request, I cut out a lot of what Shamus said.  You can tell, because there are awkward blank spaces, and I seem to be responding to myself.

Ah
That’s kind of like the polygamous thing I was talking about.
1:13amKenny
If polygamists can sleep with other people, but at the end of the day, they still go back to that one person, then obviously, he’s not with that person just for the sex. There’s obviously something else about that person that he or she is attracted to, since sex, for this person, is just another recreational activity.
1:14amShamus
True
But like I said, for some that is an option, for others, they just don’t want to deal with it
1:15amKenny
Yeah
I almost kind of want to post this conversation on my blog. I just don’t want to get yelled at, but then again, she’s not talking to me anyway.

1:18amKenny
Yeah. I probably won’t do it, but I’d like to save it anyway.
Do you have all of it? Mine seemed to have cut off at some point
1:19amShamus
Yeah, I do
I’ll message it to ya
1:20amKenny
Cool
1:21amKenny
So some said to me, “You’ve been binded in a relationship for three years; it’s time you experience being single again.” which is weird because I never thought of myself as being “binded”
But being single isn’t all bad either
1:21amShamus
It isn’t. You can actually look at people
1:22amKenny
Not feel guilty
And not feel guilty
1:22amShamus
hahahahaha, exactly
Okay, it is sent
1:23amKenny
Horray
Pft. Of course the first thing I would say is, “Yeah, I met another girl.”
1:24amShamus
And even though I know we discussed the whole time deal, you do have more free time
1:24amKenny
Yeah
My nights are freer, and I don’t have to worry about carrying my phone around anymore. She was the only one that ever texted me
1:25amShamus
?
1:26amKenny
At night. I usually don’t go to track practice with my phone. So lately, I’ve been hanging out with the track people after practice, or going straight to dinner.
And I don’t have to worry that she texted me
1:28amShamus
True
I say for now just enjoy the freedom
1:29amKenny
I mean, it’s great, but I also miss the intimacy. It was always nice being close
1:29amShamus
I hear ya there
I really do
I particularly miss the closeness
1:31amKenny
Sometimes you wonder why they feel differently
Why these same things don’t affect them as much
1:31amShamus
indeed

1:33amKenny
It’s like, you think of everything that’s happened, and you have to accept that they’ve found something that’s worth more than all of that
1:34amKenny
And you just can’t help but wonder what happened between the time that you said x and the time that x was false
1:34amShamus

And to what you just wrote, yes, I hear ya

1:36amKenny
Well. Then she’ll realize what she’s lost. And trust me, she lost a lot.
1:37amShamus
Thanks man
1:38amShamus

For god sakes, I BIKED 21 MILES TO SEE HER PERFORM!
1:39amKenny
I know. I don’t know if I could even topped that.
1:40amShamus
It’s just… Ugggh

1:41amKenny
Probably. Unless if she were really mature, she probably kept everything to herself, or was waiting for you to realize it, but when you didn’t, she decided that was it
1:42amShamus
I literally learned from my mistakes.

1:44amShamus


1:45amKenny
That’s just a little inconsiderate.
I mean, a part of me doesn’t even want to get over her so quickly because it seems inconsiderate to just drop eerything so quickly
1:45amShamus
I feel ya there
1:46amKenny
Byy the wy, library’s about to close. I’ll be right back
1:46amShamus
I mean, so much time invested, I totally understand that
All righty
1:48amShamus
I actually really should go to sleep though
1:51amKenny
Yeah, I should too
I knew the urge to go take a walk would lead to a good thing though
1:52amShamus
It did sir. Very much sir. I feel better now that I’ve talked about it more
1:53amKenny
That’s good. I’m still very confused and irritated, but it’s getting better.
1:53amShamus
That does happen man, but with time, and talking, it will get better
And I’ll be here for that talking if ya need me
1:54amKenny
Haha, it’s like in music, where the ending of a song is called the cadence, and a cadence always “resolves.” But it annoys people who know what they’re listening to if you play a cadence but don’t resolve it, or resolve it incorrectly
But yeah, anyway.
I’ll keep you informed
1:55amShamus
No problem dude. Same here
1:55amKenny

Good night
/morning
1:56amShamus
Indeed. You too sir!

Connection Imploded January 15, 2010

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She has time to talk to my friends now, but she didn’t have time to talk to me before (and didn’t expect to have time now)? Sigh. Anyway.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: how are you?
You: I’m okay. How are you?
Stranger: im well thankyou.
You: That’s good.
Stranger: so, where are you from?
You: Louisiana, USA.
You: You?
Stranger: Miami, USA
You: Did you do anything interesting today?
Stranger: well not really. played basketball.
Stranger: yourself?
You: Not really. I played in the pep band at a basketball game
Stranger: ohh cool. whats a pep band?
You: Like, you know how at football games, there are marching bands?
Stranger: ohh ofcourse, silly me.
Stranger: what instrument do you play.
You: Tuba
Stranger: ohh so you good at blowing?
You: And fingering.
Stranger: ohh one better, well done.
Stranger: did not expect that.
You: :)
Stranger: :) so your female in assuming?
You: Why do you assume that?
Stranger: well the pep band, and the fingering. one could say it fits into place.
You: I don’t see it. Explain.
Stranger: if your female, you would of had umm practice, hence good at fingering.
Stranger: plus you didnt decline being good at blowing, which a male would
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 17
You: Huh. Ookay.
Stranger: so its a miss?
You: How does pep band contribute to being a girl?
Stranger: stop flooring me, little miss difficult
Stranger: :)
You: No. You are just strange. I fail to see how you are approaching this.
Stranger: how so?
Stranger: fine dont tell me your gender.
Stranger: tell me your name.
You: First you should tell me why being in pep band is, from what it seems, a girly thing.
Stranger: well playing the tuba isnt so femenine. if you were male wouldnt you rather play>
You: Your second sentence isn’t complete.
Stranger: play basketball.
You: Well. First, you didn’t know what a pep band was. Second. I think you’re an idiot.
Stranger: an idiot?
You: An idiot.
Stranger: why.
You: Not only do you type like an idiot, all of your conclusions are…stupid.
Stranger: enlighten mr.
Stranger: me*
You: Well since you didn’t know what a pep band was, you shouldn’t have made any conclusions about that in the first place…but since you did, no; playing in a pep band is not too feminine…second, why do I have to reject that I’m good at blowing? I merely answered your stupid joke with a stupid one of mine. Unless if you were seriously asking that question, which I don’t see why a smart person would. Third. Wouldn’t a guy have more practice “fingering?” Although it could be debatable, that conclusion is offensive to both males and females.
You: Also…why do guys have to play basketball? Girls can play basketball and be really good too…
Stranger: intelligence.
Stranger: no youre definately female.
Stranger: prove me wrong, please.
You: I can’t. I play in a pep band and don’t play basketball. I’m obviously not manly enough.
Stranger: a man doesnt have to be manly.
You: So. What am I?
Stranger: you could be male, no denying that.
Stranger: however i believe your female.
You: Based on what?
Connection imploded.

Yeah. Connections implode when you talk to stupid people, probably. My conclusion was that he was a homophobic 14 year old.

Now would be a good time to listen to bad music really loudly and eat chocolate January 5, 2010

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Except, that would get me fat and annoyed.

As Wesley and I observed today, many breakups have been happening at the start of this new year.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello there friend.
Stranger: How was your transition into the new year?
You: Sigh
You: Could have been better.
Stranger: What has happened?
You: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Stranger: Any resolutions?
Stranger: Possibly to mend the wound?
You: I don’t know. I guess study harder now?
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: The beauty of break ups is that you often learn from them.
Stranger: It may be hard but moving on is key.
Stranger: Time usually finds a way to heal you.
You: I would like to know why she broke up with me. She did it before, and it wasn’t clear. It’s also not clear this time.
Stranger: Whatever the reason may have been…Do you think it matters? The outcome is the same either way. It may not be clear and many things are not clear but clarity comes in time like most things.
You: I guess you are right.
You: I’ve been very fixated on why it happened.
You: And it hasn’t been helping.
Stranger: And why wouldn’t you be? It is natural to feel this way about this kind of shit. Life goes on. We go on. Better relationships await those who wait.
Stranger: It does no good to dwell of things that have passed. It is good to mourn but where will that get you? A lesson must be learned from bad experiences and then we can use our knowledge in future events.
You: Good words.
Stranger: Better things come.
You: It reminds me of this phrase by which I live but seem to have forgotten lately. From the movie Harold and Kumar, one of the characters says, “In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should.”
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: In the end only love lives.
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: After all has been said and done only love will remain. You may feel all of this negativity right now but there will be a time when you realize that you have it better.
You: Better than what?
Stranger: Better than your current situation.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And of course, the dramatic exit in the middle of thought provoking conversation. There is hope.

Radio January 2, 2010

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This is basically how I feel about songs on the radio these days.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Sup girl
You: Are you going to start rapping?
Stranger: No babe
You: Still sounds like the beginning of a rap.
Stranger: I luv u
You: Still good
Stranger: Do me please
You: Not uncommon.
You: You should start rhyming though
Stranger: Please
You: Alright. Rhyme “please” with “please.” Good enough for radio these days
You: Now you need a catchy chorus
Stranger: Get in my pants
You: Good start
You: Give me more. Something very vague
Stranger: Jk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quite unfortunate that he disconnected.  We might have had the next big hit if he had continued.

Of course January 2, 2010

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: That was fast
You: That’s what she said.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

December 15, 2009

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Today’s post is about an example of how to make a fool out of yourself.  Surprisingly, there are people like this in real life too.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: RAWFUL
You: O.o
You: Indeed
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I’m not sure what that was.
Stranger: HERRO
Stranger: YOU BITCH COCKSUCKING CUNT.
Stranger: YOU LISTEN TO ME
You: Internet Tourettes
Stranger: N.o
Stranger: No.
Stranger: You iz just pissin me off
Stranger: lyk i cannot even handle dis
Stranger: fo’real
Stranger: i cannot
Stranger: iz you evan listenin?
You: I am listening.
Stranger: i dont even understand
Stranger: no you iz not!
Stranger: listen hur
Stranger: fareal
Stranger: listen hur
You: Listening
Stranger: You aint got no business in disrespectin me
Stranger: Boo’kay?
Stranger: Tanks boo boo
You: Mm
Stranger: IZ YOU LAFFIN AT ME?
You: No, I am eating your pants.
Stranger: oooohhh
Stranger: that makes sense.
You: What makes sense?
Stranger: I’m not sure.
Stranger: lyk fo rela
Stranger: real
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle! December 14, 2009

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It is time for a new string of fun.  I ‘ve been going on the website Omegle a lot.  How it works is they pair you up with a random stranger and you two talk.  Sometimes interesting, sometimes less.  I thought here would be a good place to share them.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i must spread the word for that god has asked me to obama is the antichrist, and please don’t disconnect for that it will be your choice to ignore the importance of what i have to say
You: How could I ignore this?
Stranger: im just asking you to believe for that god has grown weak and needs others to pass on such information for that the devil may cause the world to end in 2012
You: Go on.
Stranger: would you like me to send you my morals?
You: Go ahead.
Stranger: according to the bible, the greatest story of them all.
Stranger: He is diverse from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]

Obama: Mixed race

Stranger: if he asks for ur suport in having a mark on ur hand or head say no and ull go to heaven btu say yes for it will save ur life u will forever go to hell
Stranger: such things will occur in his last year of his term
You: In 2013? We’d already be dead by then.
Stranger: no hes been our president for almost a year now
Stranger: his term will end in 2012
You: Right
Stranger: its a cycle for that after the great depression the holocaust came, hitler was a man who rose to power and laid marks on many he was thought to be the antichrist but no hes not bc the world has not ended so now our next suspect is obama for that we are in a recession(like the depression) and the cycle must continue the marks will be laid upon us soon
Stranger: He will speak boastfully [Daniel 7:8; Rev 13:5]

Obama: Change we can [blindly] believe in…

Stranger: He will oppress the saints and be successful for 3 ½ years [Daniel 7:25; Rev 13:7]

Obama: One termer.

Stranger: He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself [Daniel 7:25]

Obama: Michigan primary… once again change he can believe in… may be a 3 day work week.

Stranger: He will try to change the laws, perhaps to gain an advantage for his new kingdom and era
[Dan 7:25]

Obama: wants to re-negotiate NAFTA!

Stranger: nafta- north american free trade agreement
Stranger: He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but by Christ [Daniel 7:26-27]

Obama: these events of which are soon to come.

Stranger: do you hear me?
You: I do hear you.
Stranger: i can’t make you believe but i can warn you however its your choice to believe or not to believe but god now know that i have warned you so if you continue to ignore the warning i have given to you, the devil will suck you into hell.
Stranger: its your choice please believe please
You: Hm
Stranger: what are you thinking about the warning i have given to you
Stranger: will you take it into consideration
You: Hm
You: I want a sign
Stranger: a sign?
You: A sign from God
Stranger: god has grown weak for that hes relying on us believers to pass this information
Stranger: hes grown weak due to the devil gaining power
You: Why is he gaining power?
Stranger: bc he has taken over obamas body and now he has power over the us
Stranger: thats what the devil hopes to do overcome good with evil
Stranger: and hes doing a good job
Stranger: the voters of obama have been victimized by obamas evil that no one can see for that he appears different and a man of peace (1st black president peace for blacks)
You: That’s unfortunate.
Stranger: please
Stranger: do you believe
You: I mean. Obama’s helped me already.
Stranger: how
You: With some of his reforms
Stranger: which reforms
Stranger: tell me i will find the true evil within
You: He had one that makes it easier for college students to repay loans
Stranger: he makes such laws to have more people to like him for that he appears peaceful
You: Hm
You: Well it’s working
Stranger: dont let it work its as easy as that
You have disconnected.

Recently July 12, 2009

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Sigh. Hasn’t really been going well in the world of not much sleep. All this exercise really knocks one out. That is my main concern, really, is not being to do a good workout. I have been thinking about changing to either Uberman or Everyman. Although I hear many success stories about Everyman (2-4 hour core nap at night + three to four 20-30 minute naps during the day), I fail to see the logic behind why it works. Uberman (six 20 minute naps every 3.5 hours) seems like it could work, but I don’t like 3.5 hour or the six naps. I really want Dymaxion to work. Sometimes I take an extra 20-30 minute nap in between when I’m actually suppose to nap. I read somewhere that you should wait at least 90 minutes after one nap before you nap again.

In other news, I’ve discovered barefoot running, and it’s wonderful. :)

Days 8-16 June 19, 2009

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This past week has been very unsuccessful with many oversleeps and missing naps and such. Thus I have readjusted my mindset to try to…I don’t know, better motivate myself to stay up. So, sitting next to me is a 2 liter bottle of 34 grams of sugar per serving grape soda.

Since I’ve started running, I’ve been feeling more tired. Also, I think I’m somewhere in between normal sleep and polyphasic sleep…When I approach nap time, I get tired and want to nap, but I still want to sleep at night and not wake up in the morning.

Staying awake until 6am and waking up at 6:30am are the two hardest things about this. I may have to go biking or something to wake me up. I usually climb down from my bed, turn the alarm off that’s on the other side of the room, climb back up my bed, and go back to sleep. I’m actually quite surprised that I do that; I’d thought that if I had gotten out of my bed, I wouldn’t climb back up.

Still job searching. If I find one, it could potentially mess this up, but we’ll see.

Day 7 June 9, 2009

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I went to sleep at 12 and didn’t set my alarm across the room because I was lazy and thought that I could wake up from this nap because I usually have no problem doing it. Well, turns out I was wrong and overslept by two hours. When I woke up, I felt really tired and couldn’t get out of bed. I slept until like 9. T’was sad.

Then I took a nap at 1:30pm and woke up at 2:00pm or so. That felt okay. I was able to fall asleep rather quickly