Dear My Left Foot,
My friend, despite the fact that we haven’t really engaged in running for the past three weeks, the Right Foot and I have decided that we are going to run the half marathon this weekend; therefore, it would be in your best interest to get better by then; otherwise, you might not be happy for a while afterward.
Love You Dearly,
Kenny and the Right Foot
For all my other loved ones:
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