Spreading Yourself (Not Literally)

There is that saying that happiness / smiling is contagious. And it’s true. If you have not noticed it already in your own life, there are articles about that.

However, how often do we think about or care that the opposite is also true? When we are sad, we can bring down those with whom we directly associate. We can also bring down those with whom those associates associate. When we are sad, it may seem like not much else really matters except for what is making us sad. My belief is that we should learn to pull ourselves back when we are sad and look at ourselves from…well, the outside. So, instead of being sad and looking at the world through your sad eyes, be the world at look at your sad self. You might find that not everything is as big of a deal as it seems; in fact, it usually is not. Realize, also, how you are also hurting others, either consciously or unconsciously, because of your biased emotions. Remember who cares about you and try not to mistreat them.

Another important thing to mention is that your world — that is, your perception of the word, is based on…well, yourself. If you are a happy person, the world seems to filled with more happy things. Similarly, if you are a liar and always lie, the world will lie back at you; your life will be full of lies. And so on; it is a combination of perception, attention to details, archetyping, bias, and maybe some other factors.

Also related, on a more specific note, is how you dislike someone: there is something about them that you see in yourself that you do not like. In other words, it is totally your fault that you dislike someone. Even if this someone hurts you; you dislike the fact that you let that person exploit your weakness. In other words, you would not have gotten hurt if you had not let them hurt you. And you should not have gotten hurt – why should you let someone hurt you? Well, we will get to that later.

Thunderstorms and Omegle

Over the past few days, I’ve been so AMAZINGly lonely, so I’ve been talking to strangers on Omegle again. Here a few highlights.

Typical me
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: please be a normal person
You: What’s normal?
Stranger: i dont know go look it up in a dictionary
You: conforming with or constituting a norm or standard or level or type or social norm; not abnormal; “serve wine at normal room temperature”; “normal diplomatic relations”; “normal working hours”; “normal word order”; “normal curiosity”; “the normal course of events”
You: So
You: Do you want normal for Omegle
You: Normal for
You: My city
You: Normal for
You: The South
You: WHat do you want?
Stranger: the social norm
You: Of Omegle/
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: that would make you a weirdo
Stranger: im done
Stranger: I cant stand this tonight
You: If everyone on Omegle is being weird, doesn’t that make them all normal to each other
Stranger: no
Stranger: I hate you
You: When you dislike others, it’s because you see something in them that you don’t like that is a part of yourself
Stranger: why can’t there just be some normal guys to talk too…
You: I don’t know what your definition of normal is
Stranger: nah pretty sure I can dislike without having the trait
Stranger: bye
Stranger: hate you a lot
You: Haha.
You: That’s unfortunate.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Puns!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: I AM A WALKING PENIS
Stranger: IT HURTS TO LIVE
Stranger: KILL ME NOW
You: You should go hang yourself
Stranger: OKAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi im a boy looking for a couger
You: http://www.shorey.net/Auto/American/Ford/1964%20Ford%20Cougar%20II%20Concept%20Car%20Side.jpg
Stranger: huh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: so whats your reason for not sleeping
You: can’t sleep
You: and you?
Stranger: bored
Stranger: same
Stranger: were ya from??
You: US
You: Maryland
You: YOu?
Stranger: florida
Stranger: it sucks balls
Stranger: hows maryland
Stranger: >>
Stranger: ??
You: Well
You: We got 2 thunderstorms today
You: It’s still humid though
You: And not any cooler
You: What’s wrong with Florida?
Stranger: nothing to do
Stranger: sad but true
Stranger: what r u btw??
You: Amphibious
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Because that’s about the only story I remember from high school.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tell me a story.
You: Hi
You: Hm
Stranger: It better be fucking good
You: So a bunch of kids and I were stuck on an island by ourselves once. We decided that we had to survive on our own, so we organized a democratic system to look out fo each other. Unfortunately, some people got power hungry, and we split into two factions. Then they started seeing ghosts and doing fire rituals, and before you know it, they pushed me off a cliff, and now I’m dead.
You: But eventually all the kids got rescued by grown ups
Stranger: LOTF much?
Stranger: Hi Pig
You: Totally
You: Hi
You: I’m glad you understood it
Stranger: Fucking fat shit, lose some weight and do some fucking work, then people won’t kill you.
You: Too late for that now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He forgot that he’s only talking to one person.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, any ladies out there???!!!!
You: hi
You: There are certainly ladies out there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: emo whore?
You: You mean cows?
Stranger: asl
You: 19 m us
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey, 22 M, ask me any 10 questions you want and I promise to answer truthfully.
You: doughnuts? hungry? what time is it? what’s my favorite color? why is the sky not blue today? giraffes?! Do you like dolphins? is this question 8? hungry? write me a haiku?
Stranger: awesome. no just ate. 11PM. Red. because its night. Awesome. Who doesnt? yes it is. no. poems are gay
You: Sweet
You: Thanks for that. I’m going to bed now
You have disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im 15,
Stranger: how old are you ?
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 0
You: -`
You: -1
You: -2
You: -3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I am annoying.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I’m below 20 years of age, Male, and i live in the USA.
You: Hi
You: You also copied and pasted that for your introduction.
You: Lame.
Stranger: in not gonna type that shit every time
Stranger: so no shit i coppied and pasted it
You: Because everyone loves getting a generic greeting that you give to everyone.
You: Without even typing.
Stranger: yeah well im sick of people saaying asl and having to reply every time and normaly when i say that it gets rid of the other gys
Stranger: *guys
Stranger: i would rather talk to women
You: So say you happen to come across a lady. Wouldn’t it make her feel better to not give her such a generic greeting.
Stranger: idk im not a female
Stranger: r u a lady?
You: Everyone likes a specialized greeting. Or at least know that you show enough interest
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well i dont like talking to guys
Stranger: so? asl?
You: I assure you girls don’t like talking to you either.
Stranger: r u gonna ignore my question?
You: Probably
Stranger: y?
You: Are you 15?
Stranger: im 17
You: Man, you talk like you’re 12.
You: You should work on that.
You: Girls might like that
Stranger: well y the fuck does it mater how i talk?
You: You’re saying it doesn’t matter if it seems like you can or cannot hold an intelligent conversation?
Stranger: no to me it doesnt cuz im tired and i dont care it i dont seem smart
You: You don’t seem to care about anything about yourself. Why would girls want to talk to you? Why would anyone want to talk to you?
Stranger: dont ask me
Stranger: y r u talking to me still?
You: Haha. Because you don’t like talking to guys.
You: But this is what I’m saying. You can barely hold a conversation.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Oh yay
You: I just got ASCII Rick Rolled
Stranger:
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Emotional Detachment

The practical application of emotional detachment does not mean being unattached to ones emotions / having no emotions to certain situations; it is, in fact, the complete opposite.

It is having control of your emotions, as opposed to letting your emotions control you.

More specifically, it could mean having control of your interests, as opposed to having your interests control you.

Do not give that which hurts you the acknowledgement that said subject has that effect over you.

Darling, You Give Love a Bad Name

Today, we get something special: the last half or so of a conversation between two really good friends on a subject of high complications.  Normally, I wouldn’t post conversations like these, since they are kind of personal (four parties are involved in this one); but I really like this one, and it’s not like anyone reads this blog anyway; so, why not?  And, by request, I cut out a lot of what Shamus said.  You can tell, because there are awkward blank spaces, and I seem to be responding to myself.

Ah
That’s kind of like the polygamous thing I was talking about.
1:13amKenny
If polygamists can sleep with other people, but at the end of the day, they still go back to that one person, then obviously, he’s not with that person just for the sex. There’s obviously something else about that person that he or she is attracted to, since sex, for this person, is just another recreational activity.
1:14amShamus
True
But like I said, for some that is an option, for others, they just don’t want to deal with it
1:15amKenny
Yeah
I almost kind of want to post this conversation on my blog. I just don’t want to get yelled at, but then again, she’s not talking to me anyway.

1:18amKenny
Yeah. I probably won’t do it, but I’d like to save it anyway.
Do you have all of it? Mine seemed to have cut off at some point
1:19amShamus
Yeah, I do
I’ll message it to ya
1:20amKenny
Cool
1:21amKenny
So some said to me, “You’ve been binded in a relationship for three years; it’s time you experience being single again.” which is weird because I never thought of myself as being “binded”
But being single isn’t all bad either
1:21amShamus
It isn’t. You can actually look at people
1:22amKenny
Not feel guilty
And not feel guilty
1:22amShamus
hahahahaha, exactly
Okay, it is sent
1:23amKenny
Horray
Pft. Of course the first thing I would say is, “Yeah, I met another girl.”
1:24amShamus
And even though I know we discussed the whole time deal, you do have more free time
1:24amKenny
Yeah
My nights are freer, and I don’t have to worry about carrying my phone around anymore. She was the only one that ever texted me
1:25amShamus
?
1:26amKenny
At night. I usually don’t go to track practice with my phone. So lately, I’ve been hanging out with the track people after practice, or going straight to dinner.
And I don’t have to worry that she texted me
1:28amShamus
True
I say for now just enjoy the freedom
1:29amKenny
I mean, it’s great, but I also miss the intimacy. It was always nice being close
1:29amShamus
I hear ya there
I really do
I particularly miss the closeness
1:31amKenny
Sometimes you wonder why they feel differently
Why these same things don’t affect them as much
1:31amShamus
indeed

1:33amKenny
It’s like, you think of everything that’s happened, and you have to accept that they’ve found something that’s worth more than all of that
1:34amKenny
And you just can’t help but wonder what happened between the time that you said x and the time that x was false
1:34amShamus

And to what you just wrote, yes, I hear ya

1:36amKenny
Well. Then she’ll realize what she’s lost. And trust me, she lost a lot.
1:37amShamus
Thanks man
1:38amShamus

For god sakes, I BIKED 21 MILES TO SEE HER PERFORM!
1:39amKenny
I know. I don’t know if I could even topped that.
1:40amShamus
It’s just… Ugggh

1:41amKenny
Probably. Unless if she were really mature, she probably kept everything to herself, or was waiting for you to realize it, but when you didn’t, she decided that was it
1:42amShamus
I literally learned from my mistakes.

1:44amShamus

1:45amKenny
That’s just a little inconsiderate.
I mean, a part of me doesn’t even want to get over her so quickly because it seems inconsiderate to just drop eerything so quickly
1:45amShamus
I feel ya there
1:46amKenny
Byy the wy, library’s about to close. I’ll be right back
1:46amShamus
I mean, so much time invested, I totally understand that
All righty
1:48amShamus
I actually really should go to sleep though
1:51amKenny
Yeah, I should too
I knew the urge to go take a walk would lead to a good thing though
1:52amShamus
It did sir. Very much sir. I feel better now that I’ve talked about it more
1:53amKenny
That’s good. I’m still very confused and irritated, but it’s getting better.
1:53amShamus
That does happen man, but with time, and talking, it will get better
And I’ll be here for that talking if ya need me
1:54amKenny
Haha, it’s like in music, where the ending of a song is called the cadence, and a cadence always “resolves.” But it annoys people who know what they’re listening to if you play a cadence but don’t resolve it, or resolve it incorrectly
But yeah, anyway.
I’ll keep you informed
1:55amShamus
No problem dude. Same here
1:55amKenny

Good night
/morning
1:56amShamus
Indeed. You too sir!

Connection Imploded

She has time to talk to my friends now, but she didn’t have time to talk to me before (and didn’t expect to have time now)? Sigh. Anyway.

Omegle conversation log

2010-01-14

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hello.

Stranger: how are you?

You: I’m okay. How are you?

Stranger: im well thankyou.

You: That’s good.

Stranger: so, where are you from?

You: Louisiana, USA.

You: You?

Stranger: Miami, USA

You: Did you do anything interesting today?

Stranger: well not really. played basketball.

Stranger: yourself?

You: Not really. I played in the pep band at a basketball game

Stranger: ohh cool. whats a pep band?

You: Like, you know how at football games, there are marching bands?

Stranger: ohh ofcourse, silly me.

Stranger: what instrument do you play.

You: Tuba

Stranger: ohh so you good at blowing?

You: And fingering.

Stranger: ohh one better, well done.

Stranger: did not expect that.

You:

Stranger: so your female in assuming?

You: Why do you assume that?

Stranger: well the pep band, and the fingering. one could say it fits into place.

You: I don’t see it. Explain.

Stranger: if your female, you would of had umm practice, hence good at fingering.

Stranger: plus you didnt decline being good at blowing, which a male would

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 17

You: Huh. Ookay.

Stranger: so its a miss?

You: How does pep band contribute to being a girl?

Stranger: stop flooring me, little miss difficult

Stranger:

You: No. You are just strange. I fail to see how you are approaching this.

Stranger: how so?

Stranger: fine dont tell me your gender.

Stranger: tell me your name.

You: First you should tell me why being in pep band is, from what it seems, a girly thing.

Stranger: well playing the tuba isnt so femenine. if you were male wouldnt you rather play>

You: Your second sentence isn’t complete.

Stranger: play basketball.

You: Well. First, you didn’t know what a pep band was. Second. I think you’re an idiot.

Stranger: an idiot?

You: An idiot.

Stranger: why.

You: Not only do you type like an idiot, all of your conclusions are…stupid.

Stranger: enlighten mr.

Stranger: me*

You: Well since you didn’t know what a pep band was, you shouldn’t have made any conclusions about that in the first place…but since you did, no; playing in a pep band is not too feminine…second, why do I have to reject that I’m good at blowing? I merely answered your stupid joke with a stupid one of mine. Unless if you were seriously asking that question, which I don’t see why a smart person would. Third. Wouldn’t a guy have more practice “fingering?” Although it could be debatable, that conclusion is offensive to both males and females.

You: Also…why do guys have to play basketball? Girls can play basketball and be really good too…

Stranger: intelligence.

Stranger: no youre definately female.

Stranger: prove me wrong, please.

You: I can’t. I play in a pep band and don’t play basketball. I’m obviously not manly enough.

Stranger: a man doesnt have to be manly.

You: So. What am I?

Stranger: you could be male, no denying that.

Stranger: however i believe your female.

You: Based on what?

Connection imploded.

Yeah. Connections implode when you talk to stupid people, probably. My conclusion was that he was a homophobic 14 year old.

Now would be a good time to listen to bad music really loudly and eat chocolate

Except, that would get me fat and annoyed.

As Wesley and I observed today, many breakups have been happening at the start of this new year.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Hello there friend.

Stranger: How was your transition into the new year?

You: Sigh

You: Could have been better.

Stranger: What has happened?

You: My girlfriend broke up with me.

Stranger: Any resolutions?

Stranger: Possibly to mend the wound?

You: I don’t know. I guess study harder now?

Stranger: Haha.

Stranger: The beauty of break ups is that you often learn from them.

Stranger: It may be hard but moving on is key.

Stranger: Time usually finds a way to heal you.

You: I would like to know why she broke up with me. She did it before, and it wasn’t clear. It’s also not clear this time.

Stranger: Whatever the reason may have been…Do you think it matters? The outcome is the same either way. It may not be clear and many things are not clear but clarity comes in time like most things.

You: I guess you are right.

You: I’ve been very fixated on why it happened.

You: And it hasn’t been helping.

Stranger: And why wouldn’t you be? It is natural to feel this way about this kind of shit. Life goes on. We go on. Better relationships await those who wait.

Stranger: It does no good to dwell of things that have passed. It is good to mourn but where will that get you? A lesson must be learned from bad experiences and then we can use our knowledge in future events.

You: Good words.

Stranger: Better things come.

You: It reminds me of this phrase by which I live but seem to have forgotten lately. From the movie Harold and Kumar, one of the characters says, “In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should.”

Stranger: Haha.

Stranger: In the end only love lives.

You: What do you mean?

Stranger: After all has been said and done only love will remain. You may feel all of this negativity right now but there will be a time when you realize that you have it better.

You: Better than what?

Stranger: Better than your current situation.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And of course, the dramatic exit in the middle of thought provoking conversation. There is hope.

Radio

This is basically how I feel about songs on the radio these days.

Omegle conversation log

2010-01-01

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Sup girl

You: Are you going to start rapping?

Stranger: No babe

You: Still sounds like the beginning of a rap.

Stranger: I luv u

You: Still good

Stranger: Do me please

You: Not uncommon.

You: You should start rhyming though

Stranger: Please

You: Alright. Rhyme “please” with “please.” Good enough for radio these days

You: Now you need a catchy chorus

Stranger: Get in my pants

You: Good start

You: Give me more. Something very vague

Stranger: Jk

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quite unfortunate that he disconnected.  We might have had the next big hit if he had continued.

Of course

Omegle conversation log

2010-01-01

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Well.

Stranger: That was fast

You: That’s what she said.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Today’s post is about an example of how to make a fool out of yourself.  Surprisingly, there are people like this in real life too.

Omegle conversation log

2009-12-07

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: RAWFUL

You: O.o

You: Indeed

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I’m not sure what that was.

Stranger: HERRO

Stranger: YOU BITCH COCKSUCKING CUNT.

Stranger: YOU LISTEN TO ME

You: Internet Tourettes

Stranger: N.o

Stranger: No.

Stranger: You iz just pissin me off

Stranger: lyk i cannot even handle dis

Stranger: fo’real

Stranger: i cannot

Stranger: iz you evan listenin?

You: I am listening.

Stranger: i dont even understand

Stranger: no you iz not!

Stranger: listen hur

Stranger: fareal

Stranger: listen hur

You: Listening

Stranger: You aint got no business in disrespectin me

Stranger: Boo’kay?

Stranger: Tanks boo boo

You: Mm

Stranger: IZ YOU LAFFIN AT ME?

You: No, I am eating your pants.

Stranger: oooohhh

Stranger: that makes sense.

You: What makes sense?

Stranger: I’m not sure.

Stranger: lyk fo rela

Stranger: real

Stranger: lol

Stranger: bitch

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle!

It is time for a new string of fun.  I ‘ve been going on the website Omegle a lot.  How it works is they pair you up with a random stranger and you two talk.  Sometimes interesting, sometimes less.  I thought here would be a good place to share them.

Omegle conversation log

2009-12-07

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: i must spread the word for that god has asked me to obama is the antichrist, and please don’t disconnect for that it will be your choice to ignore the importance of what i have to say

You: How could I ignore this?

Stranger: im just asking you to believe for that god has grown weak and needs others to pass on such information for that the devil may cause the world to end in 2012

You: Go on.

Stranger: would you like me to send you my morals?

You: Go ahead.

Stranger: according to the bible, the greatest story of them all.

Stranger: He is diverse from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]

Obama: Mixed race

Stranger: if he asks for ur suport in having a mark on ur hand or head say no and ull go to heaven btu say yes for it will save ur life u will forever go to hell

Stranger: such things will occur in his last year of his term

You: In 2013? We’d already be dead by then.

Stranger: no hes been our president for almost a year now

Stranger: his term will end in 2012

You: Right

Stranger: its a cycle for that after the great depression the holocaust came, hitler was a man who rose to power and laid marks on many he was thought to be the antichrist but no hes not bc the world has not ended so now our next suspect is obama for that we are in a recession(like the depression) and the cycle must continue the marks will be laid upon us soon

Stranger: He will speak boastfully [Daniel 7:8; Rev 13:5]

Obama: Change we can [blindly] believe in…

Stranger: He will oppress the saints and be successful for 3 ½ years [Daniel 7:25; Rev 13:7]

Obama: One termer.

Stranger: He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself [Daniel 7:25]

Obama: Michigan primary… once again change he can believe in… may be a 3 day work week.

Stranger: He will try to change the laws, perhaps to gain an advantage for his new kingdom and era
[Dan 7:25]

Obama: wants to re-negotiate NAFTA!

Stranger: nafta- north american free trade agreement

Stranger: He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but by Christ [Daniel 7:26-27]

Obama: these events of which are soon to come.

Stranger: do you hear me?

You: I do hear you.

Stranger: i can’t make you believe but i can warn you however its your choice to believe or not to believe but god now know that i have warned you so if you continue to ignore the warning i have given to you, the devil will suck you into hell.

Stranger: its your choice please believe please

You: Hm

Stranger: what are you thinking about the warning i have given to you

Stranger: will you take it into consideration

You: Hm

You: I want a sign

Stranger: a sign?

You: A sign from God

Stranger: god has grown weak for that hes relying on us believers to pass this information

Stranger: hes grown weak due to the devil gaining power

You: Why is he gaining power?

Stranger: bc he has taken over obamas body and now he has power over the us

Stranger: thats what the devil hopes to do overcome good with evil

Stranger: and hes doing a good job

Stranger: the voters of obama have been victimized by obamas evil that no one can see for that he appears different and a man of peace (1st black president peace for blacks)

You: That’s unfortunate.

Stranger: please

Stranger: do you believe

You: I mean. Obama’s helped me already.

Stranger: how

You: With some of his reforms

Stranger: which reforms

Stranger: tell me i will find the true evil within

You: He had one that makes it easier for college students to repay loans

Stranger: he makes such laws to have more people to like him for that he appears peaceful

You: Hm

You: Well it’s working

Stranger: dont let it work its as easy as that

You have disconnected.